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    This may be a weird question but...

    what is the equivalent of a "sugar mama" in DR vocab? Thanks ahead of time.
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    What is the world coming to?

    Joke #1 The long term implications of drugs or medical procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people...
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    I gonna back to Italy

    (Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.) One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no...
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    Applying for a job at the CIA

    A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks...
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    Finally, my return to Saman?

    I stayed with a family in Saman? for three weeks during January, and since then, I have been obsessed with la Republica Dominicana which is why I am pleased to say that I am again returning to this amazing country (and to the town of Saman?) May 24th. While I cannot say that I missed the...
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    question about cellphones from U.S.

    Can a cellphone bought in the U.S. be brought to the DR and activated there or is there a certain type(s)/brand(s) that must be used to do so?