Just received this and wanted to share it with you.
Please note it has foul language.
To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this **** or I'll stroke you the check you agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a life time. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 220 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. **** all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bull**** questions over and over again.
To the other tour golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You mother****ers come out ripping me when I've put more ****ing money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-****ing-Parnavik? Give me a ****ing break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta , maybe!....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
Please note it has foul language.
To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this **** or I'll stroke you the check you agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a life time. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 220 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. **** all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bull**** questions over and over again.
To the other tour golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You mother****ers come out ripping me when I've put more ****ing money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-****ing-Parnavik? Give me a ****ing break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta , maybe!....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.