Maybe belongs into the Clown bin(?):

J D Sauser

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I got this yesterday in my e-mail-box:
I think it's hilarious:

Hello. i hope you are fine. this is Aris Your Translator in Dominican Republic
(Here you have more information about it)

Translation price (you being here in my country.)
30 min: $20.00

60 min: $30.00
10 hours(one day) $250.00

translations price(on the phone)
120 min $85.00
90 min: $65.00
60 min: $45.oo
40 min: $35.00
20 min: $20.oo

These prices (
include fee) for sending the money
i you can do it online BY
moneygram.com, if you want go to this link
to make it easier,
[Link removed by J-D]

Very important
EXAMPLE:
if you gotta sent the money for me translating
60 minutes you gotta take
$45.00 then you ll select,(include fee) which would be $7.96 to pay the
shipping and then send me the rest
which would be
$37.04oo.

Very important
you gotta make payment after 40 minutes translated
Example: if i translate for you 20 minutes, when you
call back again you ll pay me all together.
but if i translate for you 40 or 60 minutes at once then you
send the paid in that moment..






THE WAY TO GET TO SEE THE GIRLS FROM SANTIAGO DOM REP WHOM YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET.

IN THIS SITE.
[link removed by J-D... it's a DR dating site... if interested PM me], here is the link...[SAME link removed AGAIN by J-D.].
You can see them. i took the pics TO most of the ladies you see in that site but the ones from Santiago . let?s do this, you get to look at the pics then let me know the names of the ladies you like and when you are ready to, we call them and also if she allows me i can send you 14 or more of the NICER pics i keep safe of the ladies.


Can you understand this? If not let me know, whatever question also.


THIS HAS NO COST IF YOU WANT ME TO TRANSLATE

_____________________________________


:D Is great this translator, you not think? :D May can translate document of official for you to for fee but extra? :D You UNDERSTAND OK? :D

I wonder how the "translator's" Spanish is... :cheeky:


... J-D.
 
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margaret

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THE WAY TO GET TO SEE THE GIRLS FROM SANTIAGO DOM REP WHOM YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET. - Aris

I guess chiropractic business must be down. I never thought I would see him resorting to that kind of service. :cheeky: :bunny:
 

snoozer

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If you saw some of the "text books" they use for teaching English you would not be surprised. I have seen "gotta" written a number of time in these books.

They also teach contractions rather than the entire words and then teaching contractions later. I told my novia I was going to see her teacher to discuss these things, now she does not even let me drop her off at her language school for fear I will!!!