>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Q.
> What's the Cuban
> National Anthem? >
>
>
>
>
> A. Row,
> Row, Row Your
> Boat. >
>
>
>
>
> Q.
> Where does an Irish family go on
> vacation?
> >
>
>
>
> A.
> A different
> bar. >
>
>
>
>
> Q.
> What did the Chinese couple name their tan,
> curly-haired
> baby? >
>
>
>
>
> A.
> Sum Ting
> Wong.
> >
>
> Q.
> What do you call it when an Italian has one arm
> shorter than the
> other? >
>
>
> A.
> A speech
> impediment. >
>
>
> Q.
> Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek
> ? >
>
>
> A.
> Because they're not going to work in the
> future
> either.
>
>
>
> Q.
> Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the
> car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and
> Fridays?
> >
>
> A.
> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
> it. >
>
>
> Q..
> What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
> northern zoo? >
>
>
> A.
> The southern zoo has a description of the animal along
> with a
> recipe. >
>
>
> Q
> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say
> the 'F'
> word?
> >
>
> A.
> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to
> yell,
> 'BINGO!' >
>
>
> Q.
> What's the difference between a northern fairytale
> and a southern
> fairytale??? >
>
>
> A.
> A northern fairytale begins...'Once upon a
> time...' >
>
>
>
> A southern fairytale begins....
> 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this
> ****.' >
>
>
> Q.
> Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic
> team? >
>
>
> A.
> Because all the Mexicans who can run,
> jump or swim are already in the United
> States
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Q.
> What's the Cuban
> National Anthem? >
>
>
>
>
> A. Row,
> Row, Row Your
> Boat. >
>
>
>
>
> Q.
> Where does an Irish family go on
> vacation?
> >
>
>
>
> A.
> A different
> bar. >
>
>
>
>
> Q.
> What did the Chinese couple name their tan,
> curly-haired
> baby? >
>
>
>
>
> A.
> Sum Ting
> Wong.
> >
>
> Q.
> What do you call it when an Italian has one arm
> shorter than the
> other? >
>
>
> A.
> A speech
> impediment. >
>
>
> Q.
> Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek
> ? >
>
>
> A.
> Because they're not going to work in the
> future
> either.
>
>
>
> Q.
> Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the
> car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and
> Fridays?
> >
>
> A.
> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
> it. >
>
>
> Q..
> What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
> northern zoo? >
>
>
> A.
> The southern zoo has a description of the animal along
> with a
> recipe. >
>
>
> Q
> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say
> the 'F'
> word?
> >
>
> A.
> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to
> yell,
> 'BINGO!' >
>
>
> Q.
> What's the difference between a northern fairytale
> and a southern
> fairytale??? >
>
>
> A.
> A northern fairytale begins...'Once upon a
> time...' >
>
>
>
> A southern fairytale begins....
> 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this
> ****.' >
>
>
> Q.
> Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic
> team? >
>
>
> A.
> Because all the Mexicans who can run,
> jump or swim are already in the United
> States