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    Quote Originally Posted by pedrochemical View Post
    Dear Badpiece -

    I have a 'friend' who asks -

    After how many years, how many kids, how many good times and bad, can a Gringo start to relax, confident in the belief that his younger, hotter wife genuinely loves him?

    Inquiring minds want to know -

    When he comes home and says he is broke and cant support her or the 5 other guys kids, that is when he will finally find out if she loves him.

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    So he may never know?
    Wow.
    Mind you he is in his mid 80s so he has probably forgotten more things than he could ever imagine knowing.....


    OK, thanks Badpiece 'Yoda' 33!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedrochemical View Post
    So he may never know?
    Wow.
    Mind you he is in his mid 80s so he has probably forgotten more things than he could ever imagine knowing.....


    OK, thanks Badpiece 'Yoda' 33!
    Cmon dude at 80 who gives a sh#$T as long as you can still get it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by badpiece33 View Post
    Cmon dude at 80 who gives a sh#$T as long as you can still get it up
    This is one funny thread!

    Thanks for the creator of the " pela"

    Think about it An 80 year can still produce a child?

    It happens!!

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    If some of you want to know what it takes for Dominican women to fall in "love" with you, go hang out in the barrios and see the type of tigres they give their attentions to.

    Hang out at the local colmado and check out the scene. Watch them socialize.

    Look at the chicas as they gaze dreamily into the eyes of their no good, jobless, philandering boyfriends.

    You know, the ones they'll spend your money on, the money you send her when the baby is sick. HIS baby, by the way.

    Then do a comparison between you and him. Do you consider yourself a better catch? Yeah?

    Then ask yourself why she would even give someone like YOU (not him) the time of day.

    If you can answer that question honestly, you may have the instincts to survive dating in the DR.

    Si no, te vas a joder bien jodido.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzin View Post
    If some of you want to know what it takes for Dominican women to fall in "love" with you, go hang out in the barrios and see the type of tigres they give their attentions to.

    Hang out at the local colmado and check out the scene. Watch them socialize.

    Look at the chicas as they gaze dreamily into the eyes of their no good, jobless, philandering boyfriends.

    You know, the ones they'll spend your money on, the money you send her when the baby is sick. HIS baby, by the way.

    Then do a comparison between you and him. Do you consider yourself a better catch? Yeah?

    Then ask yourself why she would even give someone like YOU (not him) the time of day.

    If you can answer that question honestly, you may have the instincts to survive dating in the DR.

    Si no, te vas a joder bien jodido.
    Berzin they do definately love those guys down at the colmado. Very true statement. Sad but true

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    Berzin,
    Once he has had his meds I shall put your points to him.

    He is originally from New Jersey although he speaks Italian!?
    He has been on holiday here a long long time.
    He must like it here as he never seems to go back.

    Thanks for your observations.

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    Given his age.. why should he worry.. he'd better get it on with as many as he (and his willy) possibly can and enjoy his time... Just tell him not to bring ANY of them to the states, not give them any cash other than basic needs (taxi, underwear, cabaņa and maybe 5 bucks pocketmoney), not promise them anything.. and just get it on!!!

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