In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was
where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Blacks and Hispanics is not the correct answer.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in town, but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they
drive slowly past schools.
I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know
4000 fuc*ing muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Blacks and Hispanics is not the correct answer.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in town, but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they
drive slowly past schools.
I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know
4000 fuc*ing muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
