We have a Choice

MikeFisher

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A priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust..... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 

Hillbilly

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That was NOT a Roman Catholic Priest!!! Must have been a Baptist or one of the non-drinking sects....

HO HO HO

HB