I'm sankified!

THIS IS WHAT BOREDOM AND ALL THE KIDS ASLEEP WILL DO TO YOU!

To the tune of "I will survive" - Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
To get on that AA plane
And hit the big blue sky
But then we spent so many nights
Chattin' it up on MSN
Took out my passport
I was on that plane again

And now I'm back
And he's got a ring
He says he loves me dearly
And it just makes me wanna sing

And so I helped him by a truck
So he wouldn't have to pay a moto fee
Cuz he says when he gets his VISA
He's gon' take good care of me

Oh now no!
His Mama fell on the floor
She dun broke her hip now
That's gonna be 10,000pesos more!

I caught him with a girl, and told him our love was dead...
But then he took me....and I forgot what the hell I said!!!

And now I...I'm sankified!
Oh, as long as I'm a foreigner, our love will stay alive
And he's been struggling all his life
He's tryin to leave his crazy wife
And I know he's lied...
But oh how he cried!
I'm sankified...................

Only the Lord can judge me now
And tell me what to do
So you can f*ck your nasty comments
And your PMs too!

Cuz he's been tryin oh so hard
But he's had so much bad luck
Cuz the day I left DR
Somebody up and stole the truck!

Our love is pure
Our love is true
And he says "No importa"
That I'm turning 62...

I paid for his cell phone
So we could always stay in touch
And his "sister's" always over,
Just to help him pack his lunch

Oh, I know!
My man is poor!
His papa died Monday
And he can't pay for the funer-al

But I'm thinking that the medico was wrong
Cuz when I called him up today
His papa answered the phone!

Oh, now I, I'm sankified!
Oh, as long as I'm a foreigner, our love will stay alive!
And we've got all our papers filed
For him I'll go that extra mile
I'm sankified!
I'm sankified!

HEY, HEY!

dalila05 said:

LOL.
very good but i wish you could also do the female version.
sankies womens are quite funny also.

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I'll see what I can do LOL

SHALENA

I'M OFF TODAY, AS YOU CAN SEE.

FOR THE MEN....but dedicated to JoseMexicano
To the tune of "Umbrella" - Rihanna


You'll never have her heart
Cuz you live worlds apart
She has hundreds of you,
And your just number 92

Cuz when you call her phone
She's never there alone
She whipped you with her skillz
And now you pay her bills

Because ......

She was working at the beach one day
She wasn't surprised to hear you say
"I wanna find the woman of my dreams"
A voice in her head told her "ka-ching!"

She says she's waiting there for you
But you know what you have to do
She's working hard but you need to help her
And she says the same thing to her other fella
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
300 OTHER FELLAS
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
TO HER OTHER FELLA
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
300 OTHER FELLAS
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH EH...EH EH

She says her dreams to be
A good wife with a family
And then maybe one day
Shell make it to the USA

This week she's been robbed twice
Even though she's very nice
But could you please send
Money for the baby's medicine

Because ........

You can be a big time go-getter
But her Papi chulo screws her better
Look at her then look at you,
Por Favor, fool, get a clue

You think she's abstaining for months
You takin drugs or you just drunk?
She smiles at everything you tell her
Then she laughs at you with her other fella
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
EL ESTA CON ELLA
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
300 OTHER FELLAS
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
YOU'RE BOT HER ONLY FELLA
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH EH...EH EH

I'm not saying you're all bad
But face it, gringo, you've been had
She's a high class prostitute
And that you can't refute....my friend

This will have you on the floor
But the baby isn't yoooooooooooooooooours!

Because ......

You can be a punk or a CEO
All that matters is the dough
She'll always welcome you with a sonrisa
She'll tolerate your a$$ to get that VISA

If you can't pull a chick out where you live
You need more advice than I can give
But here is something that you can tell her
Tell her I'm done, come get her fella!
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
MORENAS ARE ALWAYS BETTA!
ELLA ELLA EH EH EH .......

Ok so maybe Criss Colon and I will make some YouTube videos when I come down! He's the only one I know that's as crazy as I am...but if you think you're crazy too let me know! Lol

SHALENA

Thanks for the likes and compliments everybody!

SHALENA