A plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the
farm in force. When they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed
with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered
the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find
no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not
too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the
man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the
tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One the airplane of the President
of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done
buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't ? but you know how bad that
sumbitch lies.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the
farm in force. When they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed
with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered
the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find
no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not
too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the
man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the
tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One the airplane of the President
of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done
buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't ? but you know how bad that
sumbitch lies.