Questions that haunt me!!

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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME..
.If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
 

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Haaa!!!

Good job Frank...........you forgot these.





Points to ponder...


If you were driving the speed of light and you turned your headlights on, what would happen?

Why is it when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transports something by ship it's called cargo?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?.............................I LIKE..........:glasses:

Why aren't airplanes made out of the same material that is used to make the indestructible little black boxes that record the flight info?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?

If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What's another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Why do they call it a "building" It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it called a "built'?

"A smile happens in a flash, but the memory of it last a lifetime."

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worth while."

"Don't marry someone you can live with, Marry someone you can't live without"

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Common sense isn't so common.

"Have you noticed...anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster an you is a maniac?" -George Carlin

Do vegetarians eat animal cookies?

Why are there floatation devices instead of parachutes on an airplane?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?







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