It's a nice night in the pub..... a bit rainy, but otherwise, nice.
The locals are enjoying themselves...
When, all of a sudden, the door swings in and a stranger presents herself -
a female, not pretty and somewhat disheveled by the rain..
Standing in the doorway she raises her arm and asks..
"Will anybody here buy me a drink ? ".:lick:
There she is , a pathetic figure , drenched, waving her arm exposing an unshaven clump of hair in her armpit...
The patrons' response is a silent one......
Several minutes later, the old bachelor at the end of the bar answers...
" I will buy the Ballerina a pint...! "..:smoke:
"Yessir"... replies the barkeep...
The interloper gratefully downs the pint...
No sooner is her thirst slaked than she raises her arm again .....
exposing the little clutch of fur once more..
"Will anybody here buy me a drink .. ?"..:lick:
Nothing from the room..... until the old bachelor speaks again...
" I will buy the Ballerina a pint ... ! " ..:smoke:
The barkeep , as usual , does his duty but asks....
" What makes you think this lass is a Ballerina? "
" Who else but a Ballerina could lift her leg that high in the air like that ?? "..:smoke:
The locals are enjoying themselves...
When, all of a sudden, the door swings in and a stranger presents herself -
a female, not pretty and somewhat disheveled by the rain..
Standing in the doorway she raises her arm and asks..
"Will anybody here buy me a drink ? ".:lick:
There she is , a pathetic figure , drenched, waving her arm exposing an unshaven clump of hair in her armpit...
The patrons' response is a silent one......
Several minutes later, the old bachelor at the end of the bar answers...
" I will buy the Ballerina a pint...! "..:smoke:
"Yessir"... replies the barkeep...
The interloper gratefully downs the pint...
No sooner is her thirst slaked than she raises her arm again .....
exposing the little clutch of fur once more..
"Will anybody here buy me a drink .. ?"..:lick:
Nothing from the room..... until the old bachelor speaks again...
" I will buy the Ballerina a pint ... ! " ..:smoke:
The barkeep , as usual , does his duty but asks....
" What makes you think this lass is a Ballerina? "
" Who else but a Ballerina could lift her leg that high in the air like that ?? "..:smoke: