A Jewish guy just being dumped by his girlfriend got really drunk and walked along the shores of Long Beach. All of sudden he sees a bottle, rubs it and makes a wish but nothing happens. Pi$$ed off he throws the bottle into the water and starts walking home.
After a couple of hours he's woken by someone pounding on the door.
Still a little drunk he answers the door and to his surprise he sees the Imperial Wizard of the KKK with about a 100 fellow rednecks behind him.
"WTF do you want?" the Jewish guy asks very annoyed.
"Well you've asked for us" the Wizard in his thick southern accent replied.
"Hell I didn't" the Jewish guy said
The Wizard then replied " yes you did, you rubbed the bottle and wished for to be hung like a schwarzer.
After a couple of hours he's woken by someone pounding on the door.
Still a little drunk he answers the door and to his surprise he sees the Imperial Wizard of the KKK with about a 100 fellow rednecks behind him.
"WTF do you want?" the Jewish guy asks very annoyed.
"Well you've asked for us" the Wizard in his thick southern accent replied.
"Hell I didn't" the Jewish guy said
The Wizard then replied " yes you did, you rubbed the bottle and wished for to be hung like a schwarzer.