A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell
to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,he began to realize how
warm he was.
He lay there all warm and happy,and soon began to sing for joy.A passing
cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound,the
cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him
up and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1) Not everyone who sh1ts on you is your enemy.
2)Not everyone who gets you out of sh1t is your friend.
3)And when you're in deep sh1t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,he began to realize how
warm he was.
He lay there all warm and happy,and soon began to sing for joy.A passing
cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound,the
cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him
up and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1) Not everyone who sh1ts on you is your enemy.
2)Not everyone who gets you out of sh1t is your friend.
3)And when you're in deep sh1t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!