These are just guidelines,purely based on observations,experiences and "research".These are,by far the toughest of the toughest of women to get if not in the DR,but the whole Caribbean.Can it be done,Yes,is it worth it? You bet.What are perks? Well,if you retiring here,it's like investing on a 401k(high risk).
Extranjeros,both,gringos and Dom york,la llevan de perder. Not a great stereotype,but yet,you hold the upper hand.How so? You can afford the car,the clothes,the restaurant(for you,not her)With all that said,let the games begin.First of all,SIN ANESTHESIA.If you are middle age,bald,short,hairy y gordito, we gonna do some reinventing.First off,don't shave you head,nobody want to see the midday sun glare reflecting off your head on Churchill and Cacerez. Trim it evenly with a 1/2 or zero.Segundo,o dos,if you are chubby,that makes you look even shorter.Give yourself a short term goal of losing ten pounds.(DO NOT,I REPEAT,DO NOT WHERE TIGHT SHIRTS ONCE YOU LOSE THE WEIGHT!) No Baggy clothes,if you chubby and wear big clothes,that makes you look bigger(and a bad way)NO showing chest hair,manscaping it's fine,but you are not Peter North,so it's ok to have some.Nothing with floral prints on it,shorts or shirts.Nothing with big labels on it,you are not sponsered by GNC.Good,you still here? Get yourself six good tailored suits,don't wear a 48R when you are 42R,not for casual dating,but believe me,have them on stand by.Fitted dress shirts,at least three per suit.A few pairs of quality italian shoes.Two colognes,one casual one for fancier dinners.Don't forget ties,even though,you won't wear them much.Oh yeah,two dress watches,one casual.NO links,leather.
It goes without saying,you have to speak decent spanish.Learn about the country's politics as well as some international happenings(don't worry about how much a texas barrel costs now days)Don't waste you time reading about who got shot on the other side of the bridge,but education,infrastructure and some events,e.g "grand opening"of Macanudo at blue mall,or wine tasting y queso(lol) More to come.
All these suggestions are coming at great risk to my life,just look at my screen name.More to come.
Extranjeros,both,gringos and Dom york,la llevan de perder. Not a great stereotype,but yet,you hold the upper hand.How so? You can afford the car,the clothes,the restaurant(for you,not her)With all that said,let the games begin.First of all,SIN ANESTHESIA.If you are middle age,bald,short,hairy y gordito, we gonna do some reinventing.First off,don't shave you head,nobody want to see the midday sun glare reflecting off your head on Churchill and Cacerez. Trim it evenly with a 1/2 or zero.Segundo,o dos,if you are chubby,that makes you look even shorter.Give yourself a short term goal of losing ten pounds.(DO NOT,I REPEAT,DO NOT WHERE TIGHT SHIRTS ONCE YOU LOSE THE WEIGHT!) No Baggy clothes,if you chubby and wear big clothes,that makes you look bigger(and a bad way)NO showing chest hair,manscaping it's fine,but you are not Peter North,so it's ok to have some.Nothing with floral prints on it,shorts or shirts.Nothing with big labels on it,you are not sponsered by GNC.Good,you still here? Get yourself six good tailored suits,don't wear a 48R when you are 42R,not for casual dating,but believe me,have them on stand by.Fitted dress shirts,at least three per suit.A few pairs of quality italian shoes.Two colognes,one casual one for fancier dinners.Don't forget ties,even though,you won't wear them much.Oh yeah,two dress watches,one casual.NO links,leather.
It goes without saying,you have to speak decent spanish.Learn about the country's politics as well as some international happenings(don't worry about how much a texas barrel costs now days)Don't waste you time reading about who got shot on the other side of the bridge,but education,infrastructure and some events,e.g "grand opening"of Macanudo at blue mall,or wine tasting y queso(lol) More to come.
All these suggestions are coming at great risk to my life,just look at my screen name.More to come.