Quotes to ponder

bronzeallspice

Live everyday like it's your last
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1)Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts,while
others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

2)Don't you find it funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T) the rest of the
week says WTF?

3)We pretend that we work,because they pretend that they pay us.

4)If your going through hell,keep going.

5)Do not take life too seriously.You'll never get out of it alive.

6)Do not worry about temptation.As you grow older it will avoid you.

7)If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow
morning,sleep late.

8)I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesn't work that way,so I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.

9)Always borrow money from a pessimist.He won't expect it back.

10)We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

11)Men have two emotions:hungry and horny.If you see him without an
erection,make him a sandwich.

12)Light travel faster than sound,This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

13)Having sex is like playing bridge.If you don't have a good partner you'd
better have a good hand.

14)Constipated people never give a crap.

15)If you think nobody cares if you're alive,try missing a couple of payments.

16)I always take life with a grain of salt...plus a slice of lemon,... and a shot of
tequila.

And my favorite:

17)A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can spend.
(A successful woman is one who can find such a man;))

Do you have a favorite quote?
 

rice&beans

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