A man goes to Heaven and sees Saint Peter. Once there, he sees a huge wall full of clocks. "Hey Peter, where are all those clocks for?" "Well," says Peter, "anyone who ever meant anything mean or still does has a clock hanging here. Every time a person is lying his clock goes ahead one hour. "The man was quite surprised about this ingenious idea and goes along the wall. 'Look, here is Mother Teresa, who has never lied, so her hand is still on top. And here something further hangs Abraham Lincoln, who has told only two lies, so that is two hours' explains Peter further. "But Peter, I can not find Mitt Romney." Peter sighs and answers: "He was hanging in between here, but now I use it in my office as a fan."