Who Killed Santa Claus In Cabarette ! ...?

mike l

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There was a giant Santa Claus about 30 ' Tall on Cabarette beach and now it's gone.

What happened?
 

gonzo two

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He wasnt bothering doing deliveries this year due to the end of the world. hes gone away to rethink his plans
 

FritoBandito

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I heard the Keebler elves wacked him, because they wanted to contract Santa's elves to bake Christmas cookies for them....
 

Tamborista

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Frank dozen probably was jealous of all the attention Santa was getting and had him arrested or something. Must be something illegal about wearing furs on the beach in Cabarete.
Der Fish

There is nothing illegal about wearing a muff on the beach.
Frank was probably upset Santa lives in Sosua.
 

gonzo two

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SantaBrownMuff1.jpg
 

mike l

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Apparently the motor that kept him inflated stopped working because of the salt air on the beach so no more Sandy Claws for now.
 

gonzo two

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you mean hes just some ordinary person the rest of the year ? they just inflate him for christmas
 

Jumbo

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Apparently the motor that kept him inflated stopped working because of the salt air on the beach so no more Sandy Claws for now.

You sure the guy that runs the motor just didn't take his x-mass vacation till 3 kings day.
 

Bronxboy

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Was he anatomically correct. I think the 50' woman has him.

LTSteve

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mike l

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Santa must have cloned himself as there is now 2 - 15' Sandy Claws in front of Jose Oshay's