A Muslim dies and goes up to heaven. He`s stopped at the Pearl y Gates by St-Peter whosays 'Sorry, but we don`t allow Muslims into Heaven'.
What? replies the Muslim, and Why Not?
Well, we just don`t.
The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up.
Well, says St-Peter--have you ever done anything good in your life?
Ummm--the Muslim replies. Yeah, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars.
Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars also.
Alright then says St-Peter--let me go and have a quick word with God.
Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim. Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me--- Here`s your 30 bucks back, now fuk off!!!
What? replies the Muslim, and Why Not?
Well, we just don`t.
The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up.
Well, says St-Peter--have you ever done anything good in your life?
Ummm--the Muslim replies. Yeah, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars.
Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars also.
Alright then says St-Peter--let me go and have a quick word with God.
Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim. Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me--- Here`s your 30 bucks back, now fuk off!!!