A Limerick

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Celt202

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A red-hot blonde named Lenore

Allowed horny sailors to score

She used every means

To avoid the Marines

She was rotten, they said, to the Corps
 
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Me_again

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Failed limericks

A major who served in The Corps
Wrote good limericks up to line four
He could never arrive
At that last number five . . .


A lady who lived by the sea
Wrote limericks to end at line three
Try as she might . . .


A man born in Waterloo
Wrote good limericks up to line two . . .


And then of course:

There was a young man from Verdun . . .
 
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