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A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water
from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.
A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater!
Et's foo ae coo's shyt an pish!'
The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England.
Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'
The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands
- you'll spill less that way!
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water
from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.
A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater!
Et's foo ae coo's shyt an pish!'
The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England.
Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'
The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands
- you'll spill less that way!