Married Life

dv8

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bronzeallspice

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.


Wife: When must I give them to him?


Doctor: They are for you
 

bronzeallspice

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?


It means,Without Information, Fighting Every time!


Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
 

bronzeallspice

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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor... :classic:
 

bronzeallspice

Live everyday like it's your last
Mar 26, 2012
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HUSBAND:


God saw me hungry, he created pizza.


He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.


He saw me in the dark, he created light.


He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star


You should know what you are


And once you know what you are


Mental hospital is not so far