How did the first man die from using Viagra?
the tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Whats the generic form of Viagra? Mycoxaflopin.
A man goes into the chemist and asks for some viagra.
?Have you got a prescription,? the chemist asks him.
?No, but will a picture of my wife do?? the man says.
Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?
Because he overdosed on viagra.
Why is Viagra now being compared to Disneyland?
They're both one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
How did the American's finally find Osama Bin Laden?
The Americans heard he was hiding in a field.
So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!
the tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Whats the generic form of Viagra? Mycoxaflopin.
A man goes into the chemist and asks for some viagra.
?Have you got a prescription,? the chemist asks him.
?No, but will a picture of my wife do?? the man says.
Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?
Because he overdosed on viagra.
Why is Viagra now being compared to Disneyland?
They're both one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
How did the American's finally find Osama Bin Laden?
The Americans heard he was hiding in a field.
So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!