dominican art of seduction

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so... every day we walk the beasts from hell, same route. every day we pass the same house with an old dominica dude sitting outside. every day we exchange polite greetings. about few weeks ago when miesposo was away i went for a walk myself, out of the habit i took the same path. i said "hello" to the old dude, as i always do and he blew me a kiss. weird, maybe, but i did not pay much attention at the time.

today with miesposo busy working i set to walk alone once again. passed the same house. stopped for a moment to pet the dog living there, he's such a cutie. when i lifted my head again the old dude was standing at the porch, grabbing his dick through his pants and murmuring an invitation for me to suck it. there is no gentle way of telling this story, really.

i walked away stunned. usually i am not slow with witty and sour response but this time i really did not know what to say. i wonder what the hell was going on through his head? "she will suck or she won't, it's worth asking"? "she said hello, she must be into me"? "it always works in porn movies"? i do not know. do men seriously think this will work? or is it something embedded in dominican blood?
 
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There are dirty old men in every country in the world.

So, will you tell tu esposo? Or just not walk that way anymore...?
 
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Oh boy! If she tells her husband, he will give that old man a beat down!:D
 
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You should get the MMG girl from the FB page you posted about in another thread and do the walk with her, once close to the dirty guy, introduce her. He'll be happy you did and she'll be delighted to make a "name" for herself. WIN-WIN situation for all! :)
 
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ha ha, i already told him. he was just as speechless :) i think we need new route to walk the beasts. or maybe next time we just release the hounds and see how they scrap for that treat he's hiding in his pants.
 
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i play dominoes with some guys in the afternoons, and i shudder sometimes when i hear some of the things my fellow players say to female passersby. the fact that they have their little kids in tow does not seem to deter these neanderthals. they prove Darwin's theories regarding evolution of the species..or, non-evolution.
 
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Wishing you well said:
You should get the MMG girl from the FB page you posted about in another thread and do the walk with her, once close to the dirty guy, introduce her. He'll be happy you did and she'll be delighted to make a "name" for herself. WIN-WIN situation for all! :)
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i thought of that: :this is a job for a less known superhero, youmamoguebowoman!" then you shine a reflector into the night sky, displaying image of a large wiener into the clouds...
 
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Give the guy a break.... what were you wearing ??




Kidding, just kidding :cool::hurt:


BTW, it wasn't me..... confirm that D!!
 
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shorts and a t-shirt. normal stuff i wear for walking the dogs (but without the dogs). and i think, WW, it was not you. that dude looked like poor dominican version of heff.
 
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dv8,

I know you were completely shocked therefore the non response. I just wished you'd told him something like "what a dirty old man he was". I suggest you take a different route to walk, but if you ever run into him again, you need to let him know that you didn't appreciate his vile mannerism.
 
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well, all i can say it's a good think i was tongue tied. god help if my jaw dropped upon hearing that. there is no saying whether the dude could take the jaw dropping as an invitation, amirite?
 
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Oh my God this was so funny.
I thought this was about real seduction. You could have said "mire buen fresco atrevido, no seas tan perro e indecente".
Or you know what? Simply, "Aqueroso", would have worked too.
Haha, I would have told him, "mire, respete se?or".
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Didn't harleyrock have the same thing happen to his Mrs?
@dv8 what if you just laughed at him in a sarcastic manner. That should tickle his ego! Hahaha
 
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You should definitely have set your dogs on his salami.

As CC would say "Like a penis, only smaller".
 
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dv8 said:
that dude looked like poor dominican version of heff.
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And I've thought about this a few times. If you are old and poor you have pretty much nothing to attract ladies, so when you get horny all you can do is use a frontal approach. At least you don't waste much time and can move on to the next candidate. Maybe out of a thousand times you can get luck once. But what other choices do you have?
Damn, I need to get serious about saving for my retirement.

Un viejo sin cuarto es un viejo pendejo.
 
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money is a redeeming quality, no doubt about it. luckily, in DR it's not even all that much money, just a bit more than the woman you are trying to catch.

one of our clients in the pharmacy was a really nasty, toothless old man who used to buy few la pelas every week. his catch? offering the girls plato del dia. did it work? hell, yeah. in a boor barrio there are plenty of those desperate. and he was scoring young women too.
 
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dv8 said:
money is a redeeming quality, no doubt about it. luckily, in DR it's not even all that much money, just a bit more than the woman you are trying to catch.

one of our clients in the pharmacy was a really nasty, toothless old man who used to buy few la pelas every week. his catch? offering the girls plato del dia. did it work? hell, yeah. in a boor barrio there are plenty of those desperate. and he was scoring young women too.
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do you have his contact info?
 
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