Funny Tombstones(you'll die laughing!)

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bronzeallspice

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bronzeallspice

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These two tombstones seem to be competing for worst last names.


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It would probably have been best to bury each Butt separately.


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Looks like someone enjoyed getting the last word.
 
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In the drinking-well
(Which the plumber built her)
Aunt Eliza fell, --
We must buy a filter.
 
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When Grandmamma fell off the boat,
And couldn’t swim, and wouldn’t float,
Maria just sat by and smiled -
I almost could have slapped the child!
 
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When Baby's cries grew hard to bear
I popped him in the Frigidaire.
I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.
My wife said: 'George, I'm so unhapp?!
Our darling's now completely frapp?!
 
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dv8 said:
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear
I popped him in the Frigidaire.
I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.
My wife said: 'George, I'm so unhapp?!
Our darling's now completely frapp?!
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LOL! Too funny!
 
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'There's been an accident!' they said,
'Your servant's cut in half; he's dead.'
'Indeed!' said Mr Jones, 'and please
Give me the half that's got my keys.'
 
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Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn’t understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays.
It rained Willie seven days.
 
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Willie, dressed in best of sashes,
Got in the grate and burnt to ashes;
Pretty soon the room grew chilly,
But no one liked to poke up Willie.
 
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Willie pushed his Aunt Elizer
Off a rock into a geyser;
Now he’s feeling quite dejected, –
Didn’t get the rise expected.
 
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Willie fell down the elevator,
Wasn’t found till six days later.
Then the neighbors said, “Gee whiz,
What a spoiled child Willie is.”
 
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Here lies the body of Johnny Haskell,
A lying, thieving, cheating rascal;
He always lied, and now he lies,
He has no soul and cannot rise.
 
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Willie in his roguish way
Tipped Grandpa on the fire one day.
Mother said “My dear that’s cruel!
But of course it does save fuel.”
 
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One hobo was talking to another, and he asked the other, how his day was going.

The hobo replied,"It was great!!!" He said,"I found a half of a bologna sandwich, and ate ate it, a half a bottle of Bud and drank it, and a half light cigar and smoked it. "It couldn't have been better", he exclaimed.He then asked how the other one's day was.

The other hobo said,"It was even better than yours." "I saw this woman tied up on the railroad tracks, so I untied her and had sex with her all day and night." The other asked,"Wow! Did you get a blow job?" He replied," You know.....I never did find her head!!!"
 
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Little Willie, pleasure bent,
Entombed his father in cement.
Mother said, “You little cad,
I think you’re rather hard on Dad.”
 
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