Flashing red star

Jzuz krzt- Now- NOW i read this post and understand what it was i saw last night.

I was running in circles on my lawn all night long, naked with a tinfoil hat and waving to the red star with a pair of white socks in my hands- i screamed so long but in vain. No UFO bothered to pick me up...

Damn it, no i feel like a fool when i know it was only a star i saw......

I will never drink jack daniels again.