A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient?s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, ?Can?t you see I?m sawing this piece of wood in half?? The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, ?Oh. He?s my friend, but he?s a little crazy. He thinks he?s a light bulb.? The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, ?If he?s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?
Patient #1 replies, ?What? And work in the dark??
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, ?Can?t you see I?m sawing this piece of wood in half?? The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, ?Oh. He?s my friend, but he?s a little crazy. He thinks he?s a light bulb.? The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, ?If he?s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?
Patient #1 replies, ?What? And work in the dark??