A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: "Long time since I've seen you, man, you look terrible." The pirate says: "I feel fine."
The bartender says: "Well, you didn't have that wooden leg last time I saw you." "Well, I got into a battle and a cannon ball hit me in the leg, but I'm ok."
"Well, you didn't have that hook on your arm either." The pirate says: "Got in a sword fight and lost my hand."
The bartender says: "What about the eye patch?" The pirate replies: "Well, a bunch of sea gulls flew over the boat and when I looked up one of them $hit on my eye." The bartender says: "How did that make you lose your eye?" The pirate replies: "It was the first day with the hook."
The bartender says: "Well, you didn't have that wooden leg last time I saw you." "Well, I got into a battle and a cannon ball hit me in the leg, but I'm ok."
"Well, you didn't have that hook on your arm either." The pirate says: "Got in a sword fight and lost my hand."
The bartender says: "What about the eye patch?" The pirate replies: "Well, a bunch of sea gulls flew over the boat and when I looked up one of them $hit on my eye." The bartender says: "How did that make you lose your eye?" The pirate replies: "It was the first day with the hook."