Caught in the Act
A guy appeared in court for killing his wife after catching her in bed with another man. Passing sentence, the judge said:
"Can I ask, why did you kill your wife instead of just killing her lover?"
The defendant replied: "But your honor, is it not better that I just killed her rather than a different man each week?"
A guy appeared in court for killing his wife after catching her in bed with another man. Passing sentence, the judge said:
"Can I ask, why did you kill your wife instead of just killing her lover?"
The defendant replied: "But your honor, is it not better that I just killed her rather than a different man each week?"