So after reading Franks great stuff & not wanting to thread jack him - I figured to add this thread for myself & others to entertain. Mi amigo BJ wanted me to add a story or two about 2013 and our mutual amigo, who was a frequent flyer.
First (along w/ Franks take on DR) - I Love DR & its people - very nice & since I've been traveling there for the last 7 years, I've never had a problem - But I grew up in the 70's & 80's just outside of NYC, w/out parental guidance - thus I'm a wee bit street wise. Bottom line - if U respect people & their ways, U mostly won't have a problem. But back to DR - if I offend anyone with what I write - I'm sorry, but I don't think I will.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty - I'm using nicknames, some peeps have more than one.
2013 - The Year of Fred Ronin Lynn
Mi Amigo, Skippy, was coming off a 20 year marriage to a very controlling gringa, basically a C unt (spit when U say this word - wurd). And he had just restarted drinking alcohol within the last 2 yrs - about 20 yrs sober = Fresh Liver!
So he joins said author, Rhyno aka El Diablo & BJ. We're hit & run guys - go to DR 4 or 5 days & escape back to USA. I think if we stay any longer, we won't go back. We book a trip for mid March and fly into SDQ. (Usually we're POP guys, but if I recall the POP flights were way too mas & we didn't know about AZS).
Our travel plans were Boca Chica for a day & then up to LT via rental car. Since I've been to Boca before, but not in a long time, I'm driving from SDQ to Boca. I see via Map, before travels, that a road goes along the playa into Boca - What I didn't know, its made for trucks & not POS chinese made cars We barely make it to hotel - Zapata (a nice place with a great staff).
Usual stuff, check in, comida, playa - then downtown to see the scene. Find a place to drink - not a big bar where they rob the gringo on weak drinks, but a bottle of rum, coke, limes & hielo. Of course, we're fresh meat to the local putas.
And within 15 minutes, we're surrounded and sharing some drinks & fumas. One is older & has a FUP, the other young hot & fresh. Skippy has the young one, BJ is entertaining the FUP (I'm thinking its a Grandmother & her grand daughter and she's showing her the "ways"). Me, I'm solomente.
But I do get a Haitian sliding up to me - pretty face, but a bit chunky - eh, I've done worse, plus I like a little meat on my bones. But when I look down at her legs, I realize she has more pelo than I do - & I'm a fcuking mono. Deal Breaker & since I'm nice, I don't tell her to shave - LOL
Anyway after a few drinks & laughs, Skippy takes the hot grand daughter back to hotel, BJ states he's solo, but we all leave, I walk them to motoconchos, I then go back to drinking, solo. No problema.
This is Skippys 1st time in DR. He's back in his rooms having fun & BJ has busted in with grandma (she followed them back & talks her way in w/ BJ), but her boca keeps yapping and BJ just wants her to STFU. They start having a mini sex show in each bed, until BJ can't take the talking from grandma & throws her out - but needs to get the manager involved, since he doesn't want to pay her to leave - they settle up and she's gone. Phew.
Lastly, Boca isn't the same since I was there. The party scene used to be very good, now eh, not so much - I think everyone is up North.
Next day we head to LT.
First (along w/ Franks take on DR) - I Love DR & its people - very nice & since I've been traveling there for the last 7 years, I've never had a problem - But I grew up in the 70's & 80's just outside of NYC, w/out parental guidance - thus I'm a wee bit street wise. Bottom line - if U respect people & their ways, U mostly won't have a problem. But back to DR - if I offend anyone with what I write - I'm sorry, but I don't think I will.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty - I'm using nicknames, some peeps have more than one.
2013 - The Year of Fred Ronin Lynn
Mi Amigo, Skippy, was coming off a 20 year marriage to a very controlling gringa, basically a C unt (spit when U say this word - wurd). And he had just restarted drinking alcohol within the last 2 yrs - about 20 yrs sober = Fresh Liver!
So he joins said author, Rhyno aka El Diablo & BJ. We're hit & run guys - go to DR 4 or 5 days & escape back to USA. I think if we stay any longer, we won't go back. We book a trip for mid March and fly into SDQ. (Usually we're POP guys, but if I recall the POP flights were way too mas & we didn't know about AZS).
Our travel plans were Boca Chica for a day & then up to LT via rental car. Since I've been to Boca before, but not in a long time, I'm driving from SDQ to Boca. I see via Map, before travels, that a road goes along the playa into Boca - What I didn't know, its made for trucks & not POS chinese made cars We barely make it to hotel - Zapata (a nice place with a great staff).
Usual stuff, check in, comida, playa - then downtown to see the scene. Find a place to drink - not a big bar where they rob the gringo on weak drinks, but a bottle of rum, coke, limes & hielo. Of course, we're fresh meat to the local putas.
And within 15 minutes, we're surrounded and sharing some drinks & fumas. One is older & has a FUP, the other young hot & fresh. Skippy has the young one, BJ is entertaining the FUP (I'm thinking its a Grandmother & her grand daughter and she's showing her the "ways"). Me, I'm solomente.
But I do get a Haitian sliding up to me - pretty face, but a bit chunky - eh, I've done worse, plus I like a little meat on my bones. But when I look down at her legs, I realize she has more pelo than I do - & I'm a fcuking mono. Deal Breaker & since I'm nice, I don't tell her to shave - LOL
Anyway after a few drinks & laughs, Skippy takes the hot grand daughter back to hotel, BJ states he's solo, but we all leave, I walk them to motoconchos, I then go back to drinking, solo. No problema.
This is Skippys 1st time in DR. He's back in his rooms having fun & BJ has busted in with grandma (she followed them back & talks her way in w/ BJ), but her boca keeps yapping and BJ just wants her to STFU. They start having a mini sex show in each bed, until BJ can't take the talking from grandma & throws her out - but needs to get the manager involved, since he doesn't want to pay her to leave - they settle up and she's gone. Phew.
Lastly, Boca isn't the same since I was there. The party scene used to be very good, now eh, not so much - I think everyone is up North.
Next day we head to LT.