Redneck medical definitions

frank12

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Sep 6, 2011
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Artery
> The study of paintings
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> Bacteria
> Back door to a cafeteria
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> Barium
> What doctors do when patients die
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> Benign
> What you be, after you be eight
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> Caesarean Section
> A neighborhood in Rome
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> Cat scan
> Searching for Kitty
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> Cauterize
> Made eye contact with her
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> Colic
> A sheep dog
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> Coma
> A punctuation mark
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> Dilate
> To live long
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> Enema
> Not a friend
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> Fester
> Quicker than someone else
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> Fibula
> A small lie
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> Impotent
> Distinguished, well known
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> Labor Pain
> Getting hurt at work
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> Medical Staff
> A Doctor's cane
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> Morbid
> A higher offer
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> Nitrates
> Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
> Normally more money than Days
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> Node
> I knew it
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> Outpatient
> A person who has fainted
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> Pelvis
> Second cousin to Elvis
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> Post Operative
> A letter carrier
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> Recovery Room
> Place to do upholstery
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> Rectum
> Nearly killed him
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> Secretion
> Hiding something
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> Seizure
> Roman Emperor
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> Tablet
> A small table
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> Terminal Illness
> Getting sick at the airport
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> Tumor
> One plus one more
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> Urine
> Opposite of you're out
 
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Just go burn some serious kerosene and it'll work itself out. Like I say everyone has their own jargon.

Your explanation didn't help, I still don't understand about the peas Your remark about the kerosene was very humorous though, I'll bet everyone is laughing