A teacher asks each of the kids in her class what they need at home.
Joey says, "We need a computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."
Jimmy says, "We could use a new lawn mower," and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need anything!"
The teacher is impressed, but asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "No, I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected,
I remember my dad saying, ?Well, that?s the last fuking thing we needed!?
Joey says, "We need a computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."
Jimmy says, "We could use a new lawn mower," and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need anything!"
The teacher is impressed, but asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "No, I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected,
I remember my dad saying, ?Well, that?s the last fuking thing we needed!?