Breakfast sex

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Breakfast Sex





She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"


My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her tee shirt still around her neck.


Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"



She explained, "The egg timer's broken!
 

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"H-A-R-D" boiled egg!!!!!!!
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How is "Eggs Benedict" like a "Blow Job"???????????
You can't get either one at home!!!!!