Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall
live in America, we might as well do as the
Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
"Hot Dogs, get your dog?s here," and they both
walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very
pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and
hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins
to blush, and then, after staring at it for a moment,
leans to the other nun and in a soft brogue whispers:
"What part did you get?"
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall
live in America, we might as well do as the
Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
"Hot Dogs, get your dog?s here," and they both
walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very
pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and
hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins
to blush, and then, after staring at it for a moment,
leans to the other nun and in a soft brogue whispers:
"What part did you get?"