Fractured French

What do the French say when the light's out in the bathroom?

Jeanne d'Arc.

What's the French phrase for 'lawn mower'?

Coup de grace.

What do you call a timid beauty?

Une pi?ce de r?sistance.

How do you say 'There are mice in the river?'

Mise en sc?ne.

What is a French father of twins?

Pas du tout.

How do you say 'No hitting below the belt?'

Honor? de Balzac.

Xavier_Onassis said:

I have just one thing to say: Pas de la Rhone que nous!

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I had to Google it.

Paddle your own canoe.