I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore. Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges. But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life. I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet. As we lay there making love, I thought ....... "Wow, these taser guns are really worth the money!!"
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A Little Romance
Thousands of people spend most of their lives trying to find themselves, but only a select and carefully benighted few ever even find a new way to play with themselves.