APHORISM "A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever
observation or a general truth").
1. The nicest thing about the
future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog
but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a
sense of humour you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat
belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your
mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so
little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager
who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important
because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
am - for example, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says
"It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the
age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine
print - there's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with
bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?
18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow
it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford.
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind and
the ones that mind don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift.
And REMEMBER ... "POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES SHOULD
BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
observation or a general truth").
1. The nicest thing about the
future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog
but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a
sense of humour you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat
belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your
mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so
little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager
who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important
because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
am - for example, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says
"It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the
age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine
print - there's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with
bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?
18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow
it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford.
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind and
the ones that mind don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift.
And REMEMBER ... "POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES SHOULD
BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON"