you know you've been married too long when...

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a woman got a new haircut, approached her husband and asked: "notice anything new?"
he says: "nope".
she then puts on a new dress, asks him the same question, again, he says: "nope".
she gets pi**ed off, puts on a rubber gas mask: "NOTICE ANYTHING NEW???!!!"
he looks long and close and finally says: "have you plucked your eyebrows?"
 
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GuillermoRamon

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The Fidelity question is timeless...

Existence was so tranquil and peaceful for Adam and Eve, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up one hour late for supper. By the time Adam finally came home Eve was a nervous wreck, and her imagination was working overtime. “Honey, what happened? Why are you home so late?” Questioned Eve.

“Oh I’m sorry! Adam responded with a wave of his hand, “I just lost track of the time.” Now Eve didn’t have a Mother or girlfriend around to calm her fears, after all it was just her and her Husband and despite Adam’s convincing words, her overactive imagination could not be calmed. That night after two hours of restlessly turning in her bed, enough was enough. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” yelled Adam.

“YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I’M DOING” Screamed Eve right back, “NOW YOU BETTER LAY STILL, AND LET ME FINISH COUNTING YOUR RIBS!
 
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