The Post Office

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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job
> was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
> One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to
> God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to
> see what it was about. The letter read
> Dear God,
> I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small
> pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in
> it, which was all the money I had until my next pension
> payment.
> Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my
> friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing
> to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my
> only hope...
> Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He
> showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug
> into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By
> the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which
> they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
> The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow
> thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share
> with her friends.
> Christmas came and went.
> A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady
> to God.
> All the workers gathered around while the letter was
> opened.
>
>
> It read:Dear God,
> How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for
> me?
> Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious
> dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my
> friends ofyour wonderful gift.
> By the way, there was $4 missing.
> I think it might have been those bastards at the post
> office.
> Sincerely, Edna
 

jinty05

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar ...
Sat next a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I’m celebrating.'

'This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence!’