OH WHAT THE HELL...Let's Just Offend Everybody!

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. To a different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Afro-Americans on Star Trek?
A . Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****?'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
 

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?
Because if it was invented anywhere else it would be called the teeth brush :)
 

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. To a different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Afro-Americans on Star Trek?
A . Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****…'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.


Those jokes are old as dirt,

But they still work for me in this F-cked up politically correct world.........

JOKES BEING THE KEY WORD HERE.......



Thanx for having a sense of humor......
 

the gorgon

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Those jokes are old as dirt,

But they still work for me in this F-cked up politically correct world.........

JOKES BEING THE KEY WORD HERE.......



Thanx for having a sense of humor......

Patriots suck!

how's that, beans?

you know i am just foolin about.


and i love racial jokes.
 

greydread

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Those jokes are old as dirt,

But they still work for me in this F-cked up politically correct world.........

JOKES BEING THE KEY WORD HERE.......



Thanx for having a sense of humor......

Well, Hell.

Since they're just jokes.....


[video=youtube;uILy-WF48Zs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uILy-WF48Zs[/video]
 

Bronxboy

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Just... don't read these, okay? If you do read them, don't ****ing complain.



What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell.

What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

Here is the whole list. Tons of them!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

Incredibly Offensive Jokes
 

Bronxboy

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I'm Puerto Rican so:

Short Puerto Rico Jokes

Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
Q: How does every Puerto Rican joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Puerto Rican and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Puerto Rican beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A. So Italians can go window shopping.
Q: How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Just Juan
Q: What do you call a completely shaven Puerto Rican?
A: A smooth criminal.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: What were the 2 Puerto Rican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans play hide and seek?
A: Cause nobody will look for them?
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!

source: Puerto Rico Jokes - Puerto Rican Jokes
 

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Politically Correct

On one occassion when I was having an eye exam by a female opthamologist,
I saw a certificate on the wall that attested to the fact that she was Fellow in the Royal Society...
I said I wonder if that is the next thing THEY were going to DeSex. (like Person Hole Covers)

I had to hold on to her feet, she went right up through the ceiling.
That is she was not impressed with the 'Libbers.

DS
 

jstarebel

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Ok, maybe they're old, but I laughed my as off at sum ting wong. Chinese yes but it could also double for west Indian dialect almost.. "What da f***. Sum ting wong mon!.. Thanks for the post and the laugh Frank!
 

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