Who's difficult to find in Heaven?

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.
> Being good Catholics, the young couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
> St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
> Let me go find out." And he left them sitting at the Gate.
After three months, St Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled."Yes," he informed the couple.
> "I can get you married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out?
> Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
"You must be bloody joking" said St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....
Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?