A young couple were on there honeymoon,the husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself,now how can i tell my wife that i have really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink.
i have managed to keep it from her while we were dating,but she is bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink,now how do i tell her?
meanwhile the wife was sitting on the bed saying to herself,now how do i tell my husband that i have really bad breath,i have been really lucky to keep it from him while we were courting,but as soon as he has lived with me for a week,hes bound to find out,now how do i tell him gently?
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom.
he walks over to the bed,climbs over to his wife,puts his arms around her neck,moves his face very close to hers and says,darling i have a confession to make,and she says,so have i love.''
To which he replies,wait let me guess...you have eaten my socks!''
i have managed to keep it from her while we were dating,but she is bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink,now how do i tell her?
meanwhile the wife was sitting on the bed saying to herself,now how do i tell my husband that i have really bad breath,i have been really lucky to keep it from him while we were courting,but as soon as he has lived with me for a week,hes bound to find out,now how do i tell him gently?
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom.
he walks over to the bed,climbs over to his wife,puts his arms around her neck,moves his face very close to hers and says,darling i have a confession to make,and she says,so have i love.''
To which he replies,wait let me guess...you have eaten my socks!''