A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant?s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, ?Before we begin, I?ll need to ask you a few questions.?
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,?What?s your occupation??
?I?m a prostitute,? she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ?Let?s try to rephrase that.?
The woman says, ?OK, I?m a high-end call girl?. ?No, that still won?t work. Try again.?
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, ?I?m an elite poultry farmer.?
The accountant asks, ?What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute??
?Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year?
?Ok, Poultry Farmer it is
The accountant says, ?Before we begin, I?ll need to ask you a few questions.?
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,?What?s your occupation??
?I?m a prostitute,? she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ?Let?s try to rephrase that.?
The woman says, ?OK, I?m a high-end call girl?. ?No, that still won?t work. Try again.?
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, ?I?m an elite poultry farmer.?
The accountant asks, ?What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute??
?Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year?
?Ok, Poultry Farmer it is
