> An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather
> Abdullah into a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were
> completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.
> After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to
> visit Grandpa.
> "How do you like it here?"
> asked the grandson.
> "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
> respectful," said grandpa.
> "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this
> was the wrong place for you since you are a little different
> from everyone." Said the grandson.
> "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
> treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.
> "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old.
> He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone
> still calls him Maestro!"
> "There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old.. He
> hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still
> calls him Your Honor."
> "There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He
> hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still
> calls him Doctor!"
> "And Me ? I haven't had sex for 45 years
, and
> they still call me The Fukking Arab."
> Abdullah into a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were
> completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.
> After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to
> visit Grandpa.
> "How do you like it here?"
> asked the grandson.
> "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
> respectful," said grandpa.
> "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this
> was the wrong place for you since you are a little different
> from everyone." Said the grandson.
> "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
> treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.
> "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old.
> He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone
> still calls him Maestro!"
> "There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old.. He
> hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still
> calls him Your Honor."
> "There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He
> hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still
> calls him Doctor!"
> "And Me ? I haven't had sex for 45 years
, and
> they still call me The Fukking Arab."