A little non political humor

Jun 18, 2007
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these
is the Mercedes-Benz 600 SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a
whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport
for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter
how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that women
are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful."
Robert De Niro
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten
who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until
you get older. Little things like being spanked every
day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money
for in later life."
Elmo Phillips
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns