Repent and say Five hail"""""""" or almost.....
Ole went into the confessional and said to his priest, ?I almost had an affair with another woman.? The priest said, ?What do you mean, almost?? Ole said, ?Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.? ?Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary?s and put $50 in the poor box said the priest. Ole paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest who was watching, quickly ran over to Ole saying, ?I saw that. You didn?t put any money in the poor box!? Ole replied, ?Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that?s the same as putting it in!?
Ole went into the confessional and said to his priest, ?I almost had an affair with another woman.? The priest said, ?What do you mean, almost?? Ole said, ?Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.? ?Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary?s and put $50 in the poor box said the priest. Ole paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest who was watching, quickly ran over to Ole saying, ?I saw that. You didn?t put any money in the poor box!? Ole replied, ?Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that?s the same as putting it in!?