What Christians have to say about women masturbating

frank recktenwald · Mar 2, 2015

This I saw on Facebook

Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno. Take the pledge to be pure in body and mind TODAY!!

donP · Mar 2, 2015

How Can I Join?

frank recktenwald said:
This I saw on Facebook...

Closed group, I suppose?
Can Chip get me in?

donP

dv8 · Mar 2, 2015

here it is, resized.

dv8 · Mar 2, 2015

don't touch your HOLE? 'scuse me. mine is tight. i just checked.

Tony Cabrera · Mar 2, 2015

dv8 said:
don't touch your HOLE? 'scuse me. mine is tight. i just checked.

The audience, need proof

zoomzx11 · Mar 2, 2015

I only did it until I needed glasses. Who wants to go blind?

Peterj · Mar 2, 2015

Sin Stick?

hahahahahahahahahaha, some sick puppies roaming this planet....

Peterj · Mar 2, 2015

"Is a moment of pleasure worth an eternity in HELL"

Hell yeah! There's where all the (Dominican) hookers go right?

Peterj · Mar 2, 2015

dv8 said:
don't touch your HOLE? 'scuse me. mine is tight. i just checked.

It rhymed with SOUL....difficult to use the word pagina in this context

Africaida · Mar 2, 2015

Ring, ring, ring

Devil doorbell ?

I thought God made us.

unbelievable.

greydread · Mar 2, 2015

In the story he put the tree of the knowledge of good and evil right in the middle of the garden, too.

Carlin was right, he just loves to f' with us.

Marcion · Mar 2, 2015

Good to know religious attacks masquerading as 'jokes' are allowed here.

You're going to love my Talmud material.

hombre987 · Mar 2, 2015

What does this have to do with living in the Dominican Republic? Nada so why is this thread even open?

Bronxboy · Mar 2, 2015

hombre987 said:
What does this have to do with living in the Dominican Republic? Nada so why is this thread even open?

Clown bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcion · Mar 2, 2015

hombre987 said:
What does this have to do with living in the Dominican Republic? Nada so why is this thread even open?

Let me know if you find out.

Marcion · Mar 2, 2015

Yep.

Once a URL gets listed as a hate site it can be a real PITA to get it fixed and the black hole assignation reversed.

But maybe this anti-Christian 'clown bin' is worth the fight? Who knows. Should be entertaining.

windeguy · Mar 2, 2015

Marcion said:
Good to know religious attacks masquerading as 'jokes' are allowed here.

You're going to love my Talmud material.

Bring it on. All mythologies deserve equal treatment.

windeguy · Mar 2, 2015

Marcion said:
Yep.

Once a URL gets listed as a hate site it can be a real PITA to get it fixed and the black hole assignation reversed.

But maybe this anti-Christian 'clown bin' is worth the fight? Who knows. Should be entertaining.

If they can't take a joke, you know what they say.

greydread · Mar 2, 2015

Marcion said:
Yep.

Once a URL gets listed as a hate site it can be a real PITA to get it fixed and the black hole assignation reversed.

But maybe this anti-Christian 'clown bin' is worth the fight? Who knows. Should be entertaining.

Why aren't you on the "Church Lady" forum?

You know it's a sin to mix it up with us Heathens...

You know what DR1 sounds like when you say it backward in 1/5 slow motion????

windeguy · Mar 2, 2015

Marcion said:
Yep.

Once a URL gets listed as a hate site it can be a real PITA to get it fixed and the black hole assignation reversed.

Could be. Homophobes like yourself and Chip might eventually make that happen.

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