> Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
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> "Which one?" Obama asks nervously.
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> "It doesn't matter," replied the psychic, "whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."
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> "Which one?" Obama asks nervously.
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> "It doesn't matter," replied the psychic, "whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."
