Recipe for lovemaking.... pay close attention follow all directions

How To Make Love

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
2 Nuts

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft.

If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

melphis said:

That is so old its almost funny again. Almost.

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u old folks should pass on your info...

do u want me to make them up? or c+p?? maybe only retell the ones ive heard???

JDJones said:

Ignore them, Chic. Keep posting anything you think is funny.

Maybe you guys could try a different way of posting... something like "Every time I hear that, I still laugh".

Doesn't that sound a little better?

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as i get older and older and meaner and meaner....i still wont do what they do...i try to li"ven things ...keep my sunnyside up...and never inflict pain ...
but your right and c+p is the new age order... wtf does he/them want me to hand write them...