Older Ladies....ready????

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Two elderly ladies are smoking outside.

It stared raining and one of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and puts it over her cigarette so it won't get wet.

The other lady thinks this is a great idea so she decides to head to the store to buy some condoms.

When she gets there she goes to the counter and asks the cashier for a pack of condoms.

He looks at her in disgust as he can't believe someone of her age would be having sex.

He asks what kind she would like anyways as he doesn't want to lose his job.

She replys "Honey, it doesn't matter what kind as long as it fits a camel.":cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye
 
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Mauricio

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Are you making these jokes up yourself and testing them on us before your stand up comedian gig?
 
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#4 poster should bar me do the ban ban me from your view please... then i be banned and barred
 
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chic said:
#4 poster should bar me do the ban ban me from your view please... then i be banned and barred
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and tarred and feathered

henceforth we are not allowed to read chic's jokes unless we sign a pledge that they are hilarious
 
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This joke reads like it was written in the 1950's when condoms were behind the counter and you had to ask the pharmacist to sell them to you.
One could say about this joke, "The first time I heard that one, I kicked a slat out of my cradle!"
 
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Xavier_Onassis said:
This joke reads like it was written in the 1950's when condoms were behind the counter and you had to ask the pharmacist to sell them to you.
One could say about this joke, "The first time I heard that one, I kicked a slat out of my cradle!"
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Isn't that how they are sold here?
 
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It is a US joke, and condoms have not been sold from behind the counter in the US since the 1970's. In the DR, this is most likely done to prevent shoplifting, since they come in small easily concealed packages and often one at a time.
 
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PanfilodeVaca said:
and tarred and feathered

henceforth we are not allowed to read chic's jokes unless we sign a pledge that they are hilarious
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like serious drugs,,,try to stay away for one month....and instead of signing a pledge...make a pledge...:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
 
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