Dont Laugh too soon...my son...

chic

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There were 3 men traveling in the rain forest when tribal men hunting for food captured them.

When at the village the tribal leader said that they could live if they did one thing. If they failed they would be killed.

The men agreed. So the tribal leader said to go in to the rain forest and bring back 10 pieces of fruit and they have to be of the same kind.

The men headed out in to the rain forest.

The first man comes back with 10 apples. The tribal leader says that he has to have all 10 of the apples stuffed up his butt with out saying a word or any facial expression of any kind. If he does he will be killed.

So it began: 1 apple, 2 apples, 3 apples, the man cries out. Bam they kill him and he goes to heaven.

The second guy comes back and he has 10 berries. The tribal leader tells him the same thing. 1 berry, 2 berries, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, the man starts laughing. Bam he is killed and goes to heaven.

The first guy says to the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only had one more to go and you would be alive."

The second guy said that he was doing fine until he saw the third guy coming with 10 watermelons and he couldn?t contain his laughter.:cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye:cross-eye